Monday, September 21, 2009

romantic comedy alert!

Love happens only if you write it into your shitty screenplay.


Trying to ditch your girlfriend from Greenwich? Pick one and say goodbye to her.

Monday, August 31, 2009

one sad picture

All that's left of Studio 6A in Rockefeller Plaza after Conan took off for sunny California.

New York needs a new gangly ginger man.

inside job

Here's me in an online ad for Wendy's. I play the annoying waiter you get at other "theme" restaurants. This is the last thing I did for Wendy's before my agency lost the account. Whoops.

ad for me

This is my google profile. you don't know me until you know this color scheme by heart.


Thursday, August 20, 2009

i am firefox

trick question?

I'd scrape up $1.50 and go buy one at the store.

Or blow an alpaca.